- S L E E P
- a very posh hotel room. For one. Go big or go home, right?
- failing that, any old bed/flat surface with industrial sized duvet
- ALL THE FOOD
- no talking. No questions. No requests.
- in fact, everyone should forget they know my name
- an IV of hot, sugar laden tea
- a nap
- sunglasses weather
- all da mini breakz
- re-runs of shitty tv, like Gossip Girl
- sugar based snacks
- or just, sugar. Sugar me to up the eyeballs.
- another nap
- to be invisible at school drop off
- a sexy dude to play with my hair until I fall asleep. Obviously, no talking. (I'd totally be up for my husband to do this but he gets bored easily so I think he'll be ok with me outsourcing to Oscar Issac?)
- to spend recklessly online on shit I neither need nor can afford
- an excellent hiding place. With snacks
- my kids to play unattended together for at least 2 hours
- then make their own dinner
- drugs
- sleep
- questionable sartorial choices
- something deep fried
- a butler. A maid. The whole below stairs staff of Downton Abbey
- bedtime
Excellent illustration from The Mint Gardener
